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Joke of the Day

"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"

"Sally Jokes Why did sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock? *who's there?* Not Sally."

"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"

"What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color? A reptile dysfunction."

"What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic? When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger."

"MAYOR: I now present you a key to the city ME: So long, suckers! *hops in city and drives away* MAYOR: Come back! I need that for work!"

"What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs? The cloths hanger only solves one problem."

"I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that's a lot of weed."

"Why is Chinese the best language? It has the most character."

"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? BOO'S."