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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"
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"If you need a ride to the airport, give me at least two weeks notice so I'll have a chance to clear my schedule and die"
"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."
"50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy, he will now be known as 50. Story is he doesn't have a cent to his name. *drops the mic walks away*"
"My mother told me ""When god closes a door, he opens a window."" I told her, he better shut that damn window too. It's 96 Degrees outside and he's letting my cold air out."
"This joke was the first post I ever made! Did you hear the one about Kevin Ware? He turned White Man Can't Jump into Black Man Can't Land."
"Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free"
"What do you call a blowjob from a short person? A low blow"
"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."
"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."