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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sin and a shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out."

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"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"
"If a cop pulls you over for talking on your phone, just tell him you were reporting a drunk driver."
"They should make another Taken film about how unappreciative Neesons' family is for saving them every other day Taken 4: Granted."
"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"
"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."
"[Job Interview] How would you describe your time management skills? Me: Can we talk about this later? I'm late for an appointment."
"Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema."
"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"
"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies? Swallows"
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