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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the UN and ISIS? The pension package."
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"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, ""I'd tap that."""
"Friday and Monday are twins, but Friday is the twin that likes to party and is always down to bone."
"What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill...? Walking... Jk Rowling."
"What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions? a crime fighter."
"how many tourette sufferers does it twat to caun a light bollocks?"
"Ok, all you people who adopt dogs and put ""who rescued who?"" stickers on your car... you drive me crazy! Clearly it's ""who rescued whom?"""
"What do we want now!? When do we want 'em? Time machines!"