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Joke of the Day
"Why was the shower crying It was being used."
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"I saw an amateur ventriloquist the other night. The performance was a little wooden."
"How can you tell if a redneck is on her period? You can see the blood on the tip of her dad's penis."
"""There's no such thing as a stupid opinion."" Said the world's first feminist"
"Me: Table for one, please. Waiter: Would you like to see the men-- Me: YES."
"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"
"What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos."
"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."
"My mom accidentally killed my boyfriend this weekend. She didn't recognize him when she was canning pickles."
"Just moved out on my own and am doing really well... All my bills say im outstanding"