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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."

"So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other, ""Man, its hot in here."" The other muffin replied, ""OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Did you know Jesus was gay? He was nailed by a bunch of guys."

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."

"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? ""R?"" ""Aye, ye would think so but 'tis the C he loves!"""

"At first I thought this subreddit was beating a dead horse. But it had only fainted."

"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."

"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."