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Joke of the Day
"Me: Table for one, please. Waiter: Would you like to see the men-- Me: YES."
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"Never make fun of fat girls with lisps... They're thick and tired of it."
"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"
"*looks at watch* come on, I gotta get back to browsing the same four websites over and over"
"Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies."
"Life can be compared to a 'Choose your own adventure' book. Sometimes there's a happy ending; sometimes you get eaten by a bear."
"I was going to make a chemistry joke... but I didn't know if it would get a positive reaction."
"Confusing Holiday!!!! ""What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's day""-unknown"
"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."