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Joke of the Day

"I saw an amateur ventriloquist the other night. The performance was a little wooden."

"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."

"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"

"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"

"What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges."

"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"

"ELI5: Why do i suck at posting in the right sub?"

"Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time."

"Not impressed with the speed of the internet back in my day, I could open my bedroom window in the fall and get Chile."