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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos."

"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."

"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."

"Foreigner? Why not fist her? Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)"

"Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys."

"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"what do you call a mistake in a soup recipe? a Pho pas"

"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""

"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am."