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Joke of the Day
"Just moved out on my own and am doing really well... All my bills say im outstanding"
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"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."
"Party host: Anyone here allergic to nuts? Because I like to rest mine on the table."
"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"
"I've compiled a list of women I'd like to sleep with for your viewing pleasure: 1.) You 2.) Every other woman in the world"
"No thanks Cupid. If I wanted butterflies and my heart skipping beats, I would do something less ridiculous like lose my phone."
"What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? ""Han So-High"""
"Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."
"I think i'm spending too much time around my gf's family. I mean, her husband's going to notice sooner or later."
"If I had a dollar for every time I stepped on the cat when I arrived home... I could afford to wipe my shoes on a proper door mat"