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Joke of the Day
"Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru."
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"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."
"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."
"emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it"
"I hate it when... people refer to themselves as animal containers. and yes I'm a hippo crate."
"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."
"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."
"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."
"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."
"Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... But I say, ""It's just Depends."""