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Joke of the Day

"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."

"Did you hear about the guy who stole a dictionary from the library? He got away with words."

"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""

"FIRMS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF OFFERING SERVICES YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT PRICES THEY REFUSE TO DISCUSS."

"What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships."

"Did you know you can drink Lava? But only once!"

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the shit out of the dogs"

"I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires."

"Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy ;)"