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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."
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"Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"How did the handyman feel after going to the bar? He was hammered."
"I'm sick of tired of people soaking my floor with their wet umbrellas when they come over to visit. I think it's time to make a stand."
"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute ? I don't cum when the onion cries and begs for mercy as I cut it up."
"What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad? No telemarketers."
"Why does /r/fencing suck so bad? Half of it is ripostes"
"Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat"
"how to tell your girl shes getting fat (actual convo on valentines day with my girl) me-i love fruit, her-i love chips, me- you better start to love fruit or youl love handles"
"How do you catch a red elephant? With a red elephant trap."