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Joke of the Day
"Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... But I say, ""It's just Depends."""
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"I'm so horny... I going to beat my dick like it owed me money"
"you may think the reason there is a pickaxe in the ice sculpture of a swan is 'i was trying to break the ice' but it is actually 'i hate it'"
"When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default"
"I told my friends this story about an orca... It was a killer whale of a time"
"What do you call an detective's glasses? Inspectacles"
"What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common? Both have had to adjust for inflation."
"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else."
"Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?"
"My wife thought her water broke so we went to emergency. Turns out her bong just has a crack in it or something."