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Joke of the Day
"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."
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"That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty."
"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"
"Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park"
"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"
"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."
"When you get a bladder infection... Urine trouble."
"Today I made an immigration officer laugh He was borderline hysterical."
"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"
"Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on appeal"