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Joke of the Day
"What's a mathematicians favourite plant? Any that has a square root!"
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"Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone."
"My Neighbor's House Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sx or putting together a dresser from Ikea."
"Schrodinger's Letter If you put the letter "" Y "" in a box with a few other letters to form a word, and close that box, can you tell me, without opening the box......... Is "" Y "" a vowel?"
"""What's up?"" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction."
"My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, ""welcome to idiom club"". Now, let's cut to the chase."
"The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something"
"[First Date] ""Okay don't let her know you're a tool shed"" Waiter: Anything to drink? Date: a screwdriver please *My head slowly opens*"
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."