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Joke of the Day
"What's a mathematicians favourite plant? Any that has a square root!"
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"Why don't you see any slow black people? Because the slow ones are in prison."
"Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along."
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."
"They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot"
"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."
"Man: ""I think I saw a UFO last night"" UFO with fake moustache: ""Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"""
"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."
"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."
"Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what did the dentist say?"