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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a baby boy cry twice? Make him suck your bloody dick."
Next Joke
"Your heart! *bursts out laughing* It's an inside joke."
"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."
"Why was the Planters employee fired? He was fucking nuts."
"Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."
"""If you can't beat them, join them,"" I say, as I join my kids in demanding someone make breakfast."
"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't worry about changing the lightbulb. I'll just sit here in the dark."
"... Your future"
"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."