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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Planters employee fired? He was fucking nuts."
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"The other day my dessert looked like it was undressing me with it's eyes... It was a total crepe."
"I appreciate it when someone tells me to just ""get over it"" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills."
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""
"Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers..."
"I just realized why my dogs are afraid of thunder. They don't have any balls."
"What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak."
"What do you call an 83 year old black man? Dick Gregory"
"How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime? He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy"
"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."