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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"How do you make three pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."

"ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now."

"Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth"

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away."

"What's the difference between a doctor and God? God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor."

"I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze"

"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"

"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News."

"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your father's cock tastes like blood."