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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"Why can't female medical examiners have kids? Because nobody puts baby in a coroner. Hey, at least it was original, again I will see myself out."

"Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game? He got suspended."

"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."

"Why should you never have oral sex? It really sucks."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."

"How can you tell if a road is sad? It has low shoulders."

"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."

"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."