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Joke of the Day

"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."

"Did you know that ants are free? You can just take one!"

"How do tacos fair in a war? They tend to be shells of their former selves"

"You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !"

"What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex? If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid"

"Why did the French milkman have to hurry? He was running lait"

"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"

"I don't appreciate the trash talking Chinese athletes saying ""we OWN you!"" to the U.S. team. Let's leave our deficit out of this!"

"Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator The door was closing, so I held it open for him. He replied with, ""Sank you"". Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?"