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Joke of the Day

"I'm a homeless romantic"

"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."

"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."

"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."

"I'm addicted to algebra I can't **function** without it!"

"What is the most common cause of feline blindness? Cataracts"

"It's all because of a misunderstanding. Jared told his buddies that he was going off the Subway diet and he asked them what he should eat. They said to have a Little Debbie."

"If you`re not going to help me break into my ex`s house to delete the hysterical message i left on his answerphone,then you`re not my friend"

"[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo"

"Your garbage disposal eats better than most of the world."