201211
Joke of the Day
"A cannibal passed his brother in the woods."
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"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"
"Mobster: [tying a cinder block to my ankles] ""You're gonna be sleeping with the fishes..."" Me: ""Umm, it's 'fish'."" M: ""This. This is why."""
"Women order the fuck out of coffee. ""Give me a chocolate mocha latte with 3 sugars, 2 Splendas, 4 elf pubes and 2 grams of pixie dust."""
"I'm confused. Hi Confused. I'm a dad joke."
"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"
"I lost a roomba in my apartment. Don't ask me to babysit."
"Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly."
"Do you know the difference between a dildo and a chair? No? Watch out where you sit then."
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."