201211
Joke of the Day
"A cannibal passed his brother in the woods."
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"I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."
"I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean... Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep"
"I went to a shitty store today They only sold stools"
"A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT: Credit to David Foster Wallace."
"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"
"So confused right now, don't know whether to join a gym or buy Photoshop."
"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."
"Why are all black people fast? They aren't... The slow ones are in jail"
"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"