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Joke of the Day
"How can a mouse kill an elephant? Whispering to an elephant: "" I'm pregnant with you"""
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"My Ebola outbreak brings the CDC to the yard and they're like, sir that's just irritable bowel syndrome."
"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."
"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!"
"""I wanna fu*k you so bad right now."" ""WHAT!?"" ""Damn autocorrect, I meant ""hey"""
"I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor. Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint. (Sorry)"
"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."
"Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw"
"Some women bounce back quickly after pregnancy.. some just bounce"