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Joke of the Day
"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."
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"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."
"If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?"
"So You Think You're The One Guy Who Can Wear A Fedora Without Looking Like A Douche"
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto."
"What is the best method of separating juice? by concentration."
"What do you call 12 enchiladas? A footilada!"
"That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends."
"*Party dog shows up at funeral* *He barks, the corpse turns into a keg* *Everyone runs out screaming except Uncle Steve, who likes to party*"
"Today I got told I am condescending....... That means I talk down to people"