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Joke of the Day

"Robin: ""Please?"" Batman: ""No."" ""It's prom!"" ""You can't drive the Batmobile!"" Alfred: ""Can I? It's Bingo night."" Batman: *tosses keys*"

"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."

"Pro-lifers Haven't they realised that you have to die to get to Heaven?"

"Some people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."

"2 Jews walk into a bar.... They buy it."

"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."

"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""

"Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?"

"[on date] HER: I cant see u anymore ME (hiding under table): lol I know H: no I mean I cant see u anymore M (still under table): lol I know"

"Prostate Cancer **;** Edit: *But seriously, cancer isn't funny.*"