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Joke of the Day
"What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use? Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt."
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"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."
"What will i do when i die? Idk!"
"They say you are what you eat... That's why I'm a good person"
"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"
"I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves"
"Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song."
"If there's three people, it's usually a threesome. If there's two people, it's called a twosome. And if a guy is single? He's usually called handsome."
"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"
"[job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*"