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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"

"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"

"What do termites put on their toast? Door jamb."

"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."

"Mom , Mom, they call me ""the Cliffhanger"" in School... ... Mom: Why is that my son? Son: Because...[Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud]"

"Why does everything taste like chicken? Because God is black."

"I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor."

"""It's the holidays"" *eats a pizza* ""It's the holidays"" *eats 3 cheeseburgers* ""It's the holidays"" *eats my food, your food & a small baby*"

"[Bethsaida 28 AD] BAKER: Such a huge crowd...I'm gonna sell so many loaves ""Five loaves please"" BAKER: Huh? ""Jesus is here"" BAKER: Sonuva"

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"