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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"
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"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."
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"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."
"Her: Are you okay? Me: Yea, Great! This isn't even my blood!"
"*toddler screaming in car seat* Husband: Sounds like someone needs a nap when we get home. Me: I know. Totally. Wake me up around 4?"
"Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst..."