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Joke of the Day
"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"
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"I threw up my hands in disgust last night. Knew I shouldn't have eaten them."
"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""
"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."
"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"
"So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan."
"Who is Jason Waterfalls? And why don't they want him to go?"
"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"
"'I' before 'E' , except after 'C' Weird."
"My girlfriend told me all I could think about was sex... Fanny she should say that!"