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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if you have amnesia? I don't know."
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"Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school."
"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."
"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"
"An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty... ... an engineer just points out that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up."
"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"
"What did the mute say to the priest? Nothing"
"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."
"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"