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Joke of the Day
"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"
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"How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar? Not even the pool table has balls"
"[Dentist's] Me: *lying back with mouth full of cotton wool* Dentist: So what do you do? Equipment trolley 3ft away: I'm a ventriloquist"
"Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you."
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"Two guys walk into a bar.. You'd think that second one would have ducked."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-two year olds? There are twenty of them."
"Did you know half your penis is inside you? If that's true, I'm all the way up to three inches."
"The toothbrush was probably invented in Arkensas Anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."
"A guy goes to get a physical... The doctor says ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""