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Joke of the Day
"My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up."
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"Took a poop without my phone. Had no idea what to do with my hands. Did the Macarena. What a day."
"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"
"What did the digital clock say to it's Mother? ""Look Ma, no hands!"""
"Indiana Jones: [screaming as his hand is crushed under a door] ARRGGHHH! WHY? WHY DID I REACH FOR MY HAT? I OWN SO MANY HATS!!"
"What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please"
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside."
"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."
"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."
"If you woke up in the woods with a condom in your ass and no recollection of the night before, would you report it? No? Wanna go camping?"