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Joke of the Day
"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."
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"I dressed up as a coprophiliac Taurus to the Halloween party, but got kicked out because apparently it was ""indecent."" Bull-fucking-shit."
"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""
"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"
"Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A: A Tolkien Ring network."
"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"
"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
"A robot walks into a bar. ""What can I get you?"" the bartender asks. ""I need something to loosen up,"" the robot replies. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."
"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"