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Joke of the Day

"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"

"Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude."

"Q: How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? A: Your eyes are watering and you can't get the seat to go down."

"I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"remember when we were younger and we all thought 'bob' was a really common name but how many bobs do u actually know"

"If horses could talk I reckon they'd mostly just say 'Get off me'."

"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."

"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"

"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."

"The Packers or the Colts. Take your Pick"