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Joke of the Day
"You might be a redneck if someone shouts hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor."
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"I wanted to make a joke about black people but it's not gonna work"
"How come when I find a stray dog, take it home, and give it a bath everyone calls me a saint... ...but when I do it with a kid everyone just calls me a priest?"
"I just lost my left arm and left leg in an accident. I'm all right now."
"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."
"I just got the biggest idea for a joke! Then I realized it was my dick. No seriously check this one out: ""I dont want to sound like an asshole, but ppfdrtrrtrt *fartnoises*"""
"What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? ""Halloumi"""
"I saw a list of what things cost in the 1930s. Great Depression or not, I find it hard to believe people couldn't afford a 20 cent steak."
"Rock around the winter clock One, two, three o' clock, two o' clock rock!"