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Joke of the Day
"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"
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"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"
"My wife told me she used to be a lesbian once ""You mean I turned you?"" I asked with a grin. ""No...."" she replied wistfully. ""I just ran out of money."""
"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."
"What do you call a stag with his eyes gouged out no eye deer. What if he's in the path of a car? Still no eye deer What if he's mid coitus too? Still fucking no eye deer"
"Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger... But she did move to California in 1849"
"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."
"Which came first, chicken or the egg? Neither. I came first."
"What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers"
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."