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Joke of the Day

"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"

"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"

"Dropping my kids off at Walmart with a dollar each to entertain themselves for a few hours."

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."

"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."

"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver? The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green"

"Did you hear about the paperboy who used to masturbate on the job? No? Really? Weird, it was all over the news."

"Why didn't the rock make it to work today? He was stoned"

"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."

"How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs."