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Joke of the Day

"You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon? Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money"

"How does the china man say ""wrong""? he says ""wong"""

"How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back."

"*joaquin phoenix croses a street adn almost gets hit by a taxi* *mumbles to himsef* cmon man whyd he try to do that. i mean, im joaquin here"

"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"

"What's the crackhead's favorite song? I wanna rock!"

"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"

"I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"

"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."