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Joke of the Day
"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"
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"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"Don't be sad, laundry. nobody's doing me either"
"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."
"When should you charge a battery? When you can't pay cash."
"Teacher and Student Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now."
"Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp"
"Why were the bakers hands brown? He kneaded a poo"
"maybe babys cry bc theyve realized their potential for greatness decreases w/ each passing secomd until they die an old soul w/ lost dreams"