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Joke of the Day

"How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back."

"Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction"

"Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed? It doesn't have windows."

"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch."

"Everyone in this reddit likes the same food? Copy Pasta"

"The Cleveland Browns Thats it"

"During sex, my wife is a screamer in bed ...That is when I walk in on her."

"HA! [That's close enough.](http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/internet-explorer/downloads/ie-9/worldwide-languages)"

"I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens..."

"What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They both know when you are sleeping."