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Joke of the Day
"How does the china man say ""wrong""? he says ""wong"""
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"Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You're welcome."
"What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan"
"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."
"So my great-grandpa died at Auschwitz.... An overused joke fell on top of him and crushed him."
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? [NSFW] A pick pocket snatches watches."
"got arrested for smuggling books into kentucky got off on a technicality, no one there could *prove* they were books"
"Donald Trump is like the number pi... There is no end to his irrationality."