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Joke of the Day
"What's the crackhead's favorite song? I wanna rock!"
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"my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."
"North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When everyone knows that America is the best country in the world."
"I took my prostate exam the other day and... So just last week I went for my first prostate exam. It was really difficult and I couldn't answer most of the questions"
"Stabbed myself in the eye with a yellow pen and now everything looks all Instagramy."
"Two silkworms had a race... I heard they ended in a tie."
"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."
"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"
"I hate my dodgy household appliances... My hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows."