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Joke of the Day
"I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong."
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"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."
"Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder..."
"How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?"
"Why Cant Girls Count To 70? .....Because 69 is a mouthful"
"Why was the cannibal sad at dinner? Because he got the cold shoulder."
"I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there His exact words were... ""I can't complain"" Must not be all that bad there."
"Knock, knock Who's there? I eat map. I eat map, who? *Ewwwww.*"
"I can't. I'm busy tonight. I have to do laundry and block everyone who takes their engagement photos in a barn."
"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."