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Joke of the Day

"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"

"Ancient wisdom: There is no tri... only a do-ceratops. Just dug this joke up."

"My stages of awkward: Sober me: I don't know what to do with my hands Drunk me: I don't know what to do with my face High me: What face?"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"

"Girls these days wont eat any produce, but will lick where a bro deuce."

"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti made from milk protein... But sadly he pasta whey."

"Where does a pornstar go for timeout? The casting couch"

"If the meal between breakfast and lunch is called brunch and the meal between lunch and dinner is called linner, what's the meal between breakfast and dinner called? Lunch"