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Joke of the Day

"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"

"Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye"

"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster."

"Why don't women wear skirts during winter? They'll get chapped lips!"

"Java programmers do it with... class."

"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."

"Just been offered a 42 Plasma TV for 100. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought fuck it, at that price you can't turn it down."

"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"

"A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, ""Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."" The photon replies, ""No, I am traveling light!"""