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Joke of the Day
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."
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"Dear congress, please text and drive.#governmentshutdown"
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"I lost my wife a year ago today. Sadly, within four days I won her back."
"The White Stripes Knock, knock! Who's there? Meg White's most complex drumbeat. --- ^(Stolen from 4chan's /mu/ board: http://redd.it/2cl0cw)"
"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"
"What does a man eat when he cannot run off with his girlfriend? Cantaloupe"
"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."
"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."