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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."
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"Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion."
"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."
"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
"Knock knock -Who's there? 9/11 -9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"911 The American police have said they will never forget 9/11. Pretty hard too, I would think, considering it's your phone number!"
"Dear Religion, Pics or it didn't happen. Love, Science"
"What is the most crucial element of Oology? Eggsact measurements."
"I got into an accident a few days ago. The doctor said the bleeding was all internal. I said ""oh, thank god."" The doctor said ""why are you so happy?"" I said ""that's where the blood is supposed to be!"""
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody Nose"