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Joke of the Day
"I lost my wife a year ago today. Sadly, within four days I won her back."
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"There are 10 types of people in this world... The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid."
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"You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash."
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."
"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"
"Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered."