65653
Joke of the Day
"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"
Next Joke
"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."
"Old Navy commercials give us a glimpse of Hell"
"For some reason my dad thinks I'm a private investigator. He keeps calling me a dick."
"Wait! What?! The subway is flooded? WHAT ABOUT THE NINJA TURTLES?! *prays*"
"#I #love #how #you #hashtag #a #million #words #on #all #your #instagram #pics. #i #hope #you #get #your #period #in #a #sharktank."
"When someone walks into a room, I like to tap the person next to me and in a loud stage whisper say ""Is that who you were telling me about?"""
"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."
"If my name was Dave I'd text my friends today saying ""IT'S FRIDAVE! LET'S PARTY!"". They'd be sick of me by Tuesdave."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside."