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Joke of the Day

"The White Stripes Knock, knock! Who's there? Meg White's most complex drumbeat. --- ^(Stolen from 4chan's /mu/ board: http://redd.it/2cl0cw)"

"Micheal Sam will have the most sacks in the NFL next year... ....on his face"

"My friends think im a magician when I make chocolate disappear... But little do they know, i'v got a few Twix up my sleeve..."

"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"

"If you're cold... Go stand in a corner. They're 90 degrees."

"Small kid : Mom what happens when you die? Mom : Your soul will go to heaven. Small kid : No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"

"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"

"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."

"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."

"Why are mirror makers proud of what they do? Their work is a reflection of themselves."