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Joke of the Day
"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."
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"Speaking of short term memory,"
"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."
"This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls."
"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"
"You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?"
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips."
"How many pedants does it take to replace a burnt light bulb? Glass doesn't burn."
"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"
"Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !"