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Joke of the Day
"Dear congress, please text and drive.#governmentshutdown"
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"Waiter what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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"What did little Jonny have to say on the topic of meteorites? No comet."
"When a woman cooks you dinner you're either going to get laid or poisoned."
"What is a teenage girl's best friend? Passive-Aggression"
"Your mother's so fat... she listens to Jimmy Buffet."
"A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended"
"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."
"(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff."