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Joke of the Day
"Why is santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live"
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"They say: ""keep your friends close and your enemies closer"". The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart."
"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."
"The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . . It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face"
"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."
"Why is /r/jokes so keen to build a wall to keep things out that aren't funny? They're afraid of the competition."
"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."
"What do the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common? The cowboys suck."
"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"
"I don't research Nihilism anymore. What's the point?"